Holiday new england usa

Questions and Answers

When on holiday and driving in USA (im from England) Do i need anything other then my UK driving license?

A) ive just come back from the states where i drove in las vegas and los angeles, if you take out a fully comprehensive insurance cover with the car hire company, dollar are really cheap, all you will need when you collect the car are your drivers license and passport.

Can you use a XBOX 360 bought in USA, in England?

Q) I'm going on holiday, and was planning to buy one, I was just wondering if anyone knows whether this would work over here? With the whole PAL, NTSC region things, or the power voltage difference? Any help would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

A) if you want the red rings of death SURRE

UK work-holiday (from USA)?

Q) I'm planning to begin a work-holiday in Jan. '08 which will last approximately 4-5 months. I am having trouble deciding on a location, though. I am looking for a spot--preferably in England--that offers job availability, affordability, and a healthy dose of quintessential Englishness. Where do you suggest? the Cotswolds?

A) No, go to Cambridge, its much more friendly. It has an American air base near by, so you will feel right at home. And it is home to Duxford air museum (not Oxford), where you will find the American air museum with lots of big planes etc. As for quintessential Englishness, we have buckets of it, as well as the more cosmopolitan modern Englishness. If you come at the right time you will experience country fairs (with old tractors, and straw and farmers from Norfolk), as well as the traditional village fair with Morris dancing, and may poles and scones and Cricket. And Cambridge has low unemployment and housing to suite any budget. It is also the home of the best University in the world (sorry Oxford and Harvard)

Why do North Americans get so little holiday time off work/vacations?

Q) I get 5 weeks' paid holidays per year in England, but I hear people in the USA get very little, and it is unpaid? Why do they put up with that? Holidays are the happiest times of my life, spending time with my family and seeing the world!

A) Its greed. Business owners think that its too expensive to give their employees time off. However this is very short sighted thinking. If you have healthy, well motivated employees versus people chained to their desks who do you think is going to do better work? You can have time off and have good productivity. Europeans have that much figured out and North Americans don't. That's pretty much it. I'm in Canada and when my ex-Canadian company was bought out by a Danish one, my holidays jumped from 2 weeks to 6 weeks.

England v the usa round 2 (Where is best to live)?

Q) Most of the (colonials) i refered to earlier were of a wide spectrum.Black, white, middle class etc. Every American i tend to meet is usually bright,educated and has travelled a lot like me. I mean, you can't tell an englishman is on wellfare. But in the states when you are poor you are POOR. Most towns in the states have no heart like the u.k. Sprawling large run down areas everywhere and when i went over the border from canada to new york state,welcome to trailer park land. I mean there is a lot to see for sure,but to live and work im not convinced. P.s. i like americans and america.Im not having a cheap shot to score point here just thought some might agree. Good holiday destination.

A) My goodness, you are a great generalizer! Have you visited the entire US? By the way, here's some food for thought: America is the WHOLE WESTERN HEMISPHERE! There's North America, Central America, and South America! Yet I think you are really referring to the US...

Where to is the best place to GO on HOLIDAY during the XMAS PERIOD ?

Q) I only have 10 days off work during xmas time ! I need to book now ...... I don`t know where to go .... I`ve been already : Amsterdam,stockolm,geneva,berlin,prague,barcelona,paris,rome, venice, England ,France Greece, Tunisia, Egypt, all the USA, bahamas. I like City sightseeing, good food , museums, achitecture, NO BEACH HOLIDAYS advice ...... Many thanks

A) Paris - beautiful. Or Rome - both have more museums and architecture than you 'can shake a stick at'. Morocco - Marakesh - good food. Granada in Spain - fabulous architecture.

Id like to work abroad either europe,usa,canada,australia etc..?

Q) I want to work abroad wether it be in europe,usa,canada,austarlia etc being a rep,working in a holiday resort,cruise ships,anything. I just want a change of scenery from my job in England and something that lasts hopefully a year. Ive sent my details to various sites but so far no direct offers. Im just wondering if anyone knows of any sites that are really helpful and can find me work.

A) try http://www.workabroadjobs.com information and resources relating to work abroad, job overseas, canada jobs, USA jobs, dubai jobs, australia jobs, europe jobs and international jobs.

Letter to all our friends in the USA?

Q) To the citizens of the United States of America:- In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how incorrect your pronunciation has been. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U" is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix ”burgh” is pronounced “burra”, as in Edinburgh. You are welcome to re-spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often. 2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize". 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire etc.. 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nonces). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don’t believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day". All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French; they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers. 11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. 12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2008) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it). 14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. 15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your cooperation. no offence

A) THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! For all those you couldn't be bothered to read the whole lot, you missed out on the wittiest Question in Q&A ever! Thank you for making me laugh so much. Absolutely great! You need to have this published! You're wasted on here! In fact I'm going to copy it and email it to my friends - help them all "have a nice day".

My child has ASD (Autistic Spectrum Disorder). How do I go about getting him evaluated in California, USA?

Q) I am american living in England with my family which includes my autistic son (5 years old). Finally, he is at a good school with minimal hours (15+5 hours for nappies!) of support - all which we 'fought' for. We are taking a family holiday for xmas and I would like my son to be evaluated there and compare with what they say here in the UK; and, what provisions would be made in the USA if I had to go back for 6 months to care for my elderly mother.

A) Hello, I am a behavior therapist in California. I have a lot of clients who had their child diagnosed at the UC Davis M.I.N.D. institute. Ill put the link below. Also, you should get your son into an ABA behavior therapy program ASAP. If your area doesnt have an ABA program (behavior therapy program, with intensive services, which means 15 hours plus per week or more, I would imagine 20+ hours given your sons age) then you can contact Pacific Child and Family Associates, or a similar ABA program that offers international services. I hear they are interested in setting up offices internationally and just set up an office in Armenia. Ill put this link below as well so you can know what kind of services to look for. This is the only proven treatment for autism. Dont settle for just school services or consultation programs. Your losing precious time.

Bank holidays in the USA.?

Q) In the UK (England) i think we have about 8 days per year classed as "BANK" holidays. Please can somebody tell me what holiday's they have in the USA that are classed as bank holiday's or special holidays.

A) Jan 1st Jan 15th Feb 19th May 28th July 4th September 3rd Ovtober 8th Nov 12 th Nov 22nd December 25th

i go to usa 1st oct for a 2 wek holiday but was given a police caution im worried sick now as i may not get in

Q) it was 4 years ago and my family do not no, its going to b awful. so if the databases are the same in america and england then the usa authorities will no iv been given a caution wil they deny me entry?? help

A) A caution (warning) ranks lower than a misdemeanor. I doubt that it would show up in any Federal database as most misdemeanors are 'trimmed' and fail to show up on background checks. I know of someone that was convicted of a 4th degree misdemeanor. But it never shows up on their background checks when they applied for and get employed by the the government itself! They got employed at the local, state, and federal levels and passed with no flags at all levels. So stop sweating! Enjoy your vacation!

Why do other countries(besides USA )call vacations a holiday?

Q) I have friends in England, they say "we're going on a holiday", I say "I'm going on vacation". I said all countries,that includes aussie, Sorry I dont know the song Holiday!

A) I don't know, I'm Canadian and I go on my vacations. It's only a holiday when it's a day nobody has to legally go to work. Holiday sounds more pleasing than a vacation, it just has a nicer ring to it. I think advertizing agencies prefer using holiday than vacation. "Steal a pair of panties and win a Holiday to the Alcatraz!!" Sounds a hell lot better than "Steal a pair of panties and win a vacation to the Alcatraz!" Alternatively advertizers like to use the word "trip". For example: "Call in with the right answer and win a trip to San Francisco's most celebrated Gay district!"

This 4Th of July Holiday is a Joke,the wrong side Won,the USA should be called The British States,who agrees?

Q) Everyone knows the 4th of July Holiday is a Joke,the wrong side won,The 13 Colonies wanted Independence from Great Britian because Slavery was outlawed there and the Slave Owners Washington and Jeferson and many others wanted Slavery to continue.It was only Dumb Luck that the Insurgents beat the Larger English Empire. It's Funny that History is repeating itself,right now the American Empire cannot Crush the Iraqi Freedom Fighters after 4 years of trying and The Taliban Soliders are still fighting US Soliders after 6 years of War.Looks like the USA will end up like England when these Wars are over.

A) somewhat interesting

USA to England Shipping Help!!! <---- Urgent?

Q) Does anyone know a way to ship an item to England when the only postage options are to the US?? Is there some place you can tell it to go to and the people there will then ship it to you like a middle man?? Plz any suggestions or help and i am not going on holiday there for ages so i won't be able to get the item then any ideas?? I live in England

A) Hi, The US postal service will send packages internationally, but you'll need someone to prepare it and take it to them. Go to usps.com and click on international. There is also UPS or DHL, but they are more expensive. Patricia

anyone done a house swap usa? i'm in the lake district, england..what u reckon?

Q) as a holiday by the way!

A) Go For It! The Lake District is really really beautiful!

Do you live in England and want to leave this sorry country behind and leave?

Q) Is it me or is England going down the pan? 10 reasons to leave: 1) Futbaal... Futbaal.... Fuck the world cup! We will never win! 2) the weather is shit! 3) The Daily Mail and all those who read it! 4) Caravans! Only in England would people go on 'holiday' and drag their home behind them... live a little.. for christs sake! 5)David Beckham! We lionise a complete fuckwit! 6) Traffic- small country and millions of cars = pollution--- we should ban cars not smoking! 7)Politicians who lie cheat and steal and we still vote for them! Apathy is pointless- get up and get going! 8)Smoking ban- we are becoming like the USA- puritanical, money obsessed wankers! 9) Terrible dressers. as a whole the british are the worst dressed people in europe- when did a football shirt ever look good stretched over a big fat beer gut? 10) The girls are all over weight! (lads too, but I'm biased!) If you feel the same or similar send me an answer and the most well thought out gets the points!

A) I lived in London for years - liked it at first - considered settling there permanently until I got annoyed by all the reasons you just mentioned! So I left - I think you should too - It's a big wide world out there - go explore - it's far more fun than staying in a place that makes you miserable! If you don't do it, nobody will do it for you! So set forth Phileas Phogg!!!!

I live in England, UK at the moment but want to stay in the USA for a while. How long can i stay there?

Q) I know i can only stay in the US for 6 months as a 'holiday', but couldn't i just travel back to the UK after that 6 months and then fly out again for another 6 months? or do i have to stay in the UK for a certain amount of time before i return? thanks Edit to add: I dont plan on just 'holidaying' i want to work too - am i allowed to do this? I've heard that UK residents can, unlike many other countries.....?

A) Basically your plan will not work, you can not work on the VWP or on a B visa. You would have to apply for the correct work visa, however to do that you need to be sponsored. Coming out to the US on holiday for six months the immigration officer is going to ask how you can support yourself for six months while in the US, and you may have to show proof that you can. Have you available funds for six months? As for leaving and then coming back for another six months, you will be refused entry. They will clearly see you have been here for six months and how do you explain it is just another holiday, how can you support yourself for another six months, as you do not have the right to work in the US? how can you keep a job in the UK? if you are here in the US? How do you maintain and pay for property in the UK? These are questions they will ask you at the immigration control.

immigration usa?

Q) so if iwant to marry my fiance whilst on holiday in the usa this is fine and totally legal...as long as i dont outstay my time and return to England to apply for the relevant k-3 spousal visa is this correct? staying in the usa, is not an option at all for me as i have my 6 yr old daughter waiting for me at home.....so am i doing wrong?? surely not if iam returning home and following the correct k-3 procedures?

A) yes

what do you think about giving blood ?

Q) i have been having lots of fun trying to give blood. i have been living in the usa for 7 months and kept walking past a blood bank, after a wile i desided why not and when in to ask about giving blood. they gave me all the info i wanted and i desided to come back three days later to give blood. when i when back there ask me lots of questions and then told me because i have lived in england (i am english) i could not give blood in the usa(mad cow,cjd). i was quite upset because i had worked my self up to giving blood. anyway now i am on holiday in england and when i got here 1 month ago i desided to give blood here. so found out were to go and what was diffrent here giveing blood then in the usa and i find out i could not give blood here because i had been in the usa(westen niles) but this is only for 28 day so to finaly today now i have waited 28 days i am going to give blood, have you ever tryed giving blood? but i still have to get past the haemoglobin level test so wish me luck ;-)

A) I am a regular blood donor in Australia. I know there are many criteria you have to fill, one of which is have you lived in England between 1960 and 1990 for more than 6 months, and if the answer is yes, you can't give blood. Not sure why, must have been some disease. When you give blood, be sure to eat and drink at least a litre, so it doesn't effect you quite so much. Definatly don't drink alcohol the night before or you will get waek. For some people, giving blood drains them of energy for up to 3 days, but I think it's ok if you're healty. For me, it just made me laugh a fair bit. In australia, they give you free food, drink, and a ride home if you need it, but if this is not the case for you maybe get a friend to drive you home as you can get woozy. Good luck and good on you.

should the UK revoke Independence from the USA?

Q) Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of America Type: Just for Fun - Outlandish Statements Description: To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair MP, for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections. The House of Representatives and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour'; skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise." You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to re-spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up “vocabulary." Using the same thirty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "uhh", "like", and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed." There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary, then you won't have to use bad language as often. 2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize." 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents --- Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon." If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire. 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. Popular British films such as the Italian Job and the Wicker Man should never be remade. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American "football." There are other types of football such as Rugby, Aussie Rules & Gaelic football. However proper football - which will no longer be known as soccer, is the best known, most loved and most popular. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2008. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of North America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs. 7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 8. The 4th of July is no longer a public holiday. The 2nd of November will be a new national holiday, but only in Britain. It will be called "Indecisive Day." 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap, and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers. 11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. 12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer at all, it is lager . From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. 13. From the 10th of November the UK will harmonise petrol (or "gasoline," as you will be permitted to keep calling it until the 1st of April) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon -- get used to it). 14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. 15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. 16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your co-operation. Contact Info Website: www.fco.gov.uk Office: Foreign & Commonwealth Office Street: King James Street City: London, England haha i like it. and u never beat us in 1812 i dont know where u learned history but did we not burn down the white house and did the usa take canada now haha. it was a joke remember that dont get on ur high horses. t yep u can say ya'll i love that and fixing haha its cute esp when southern girls say it. thanks to all you americans that can take a joke i really liked some of ur answers. remember this was a joke. t

A) Official U.S. Response to Revocation of Independence (Just for fun): Dear Honorable Queen, At this time, the citizens of the United States are unable to comply with your order to Revoke the Independence of the U.S. Therefore, the Citizens of the United States, unable to comply with said order, hereby reaffirms their Independence from the Monarchical rule of the United Kingdom. In order to comply with this order, we Hereby request another Order of Surrender from your Royal Armies. This would prevent any sort of messy after-affects, such as that that followed in the Year 1776 A.D. After such Oder has been obtained, we will be able to resume such duties as trade, intercontinental transportation, and alliance-ship. Thank you for your time. Happily Undersigned, The Citizens of the United States of America (Again, just for fun)